Schmuking

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.

I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming

by Schmuking December 8, 2024

Prince Schmoke Schmoke

The one who wants to take the throne of King Schmoke Schmoke

“Prince Schmoke Schmoke says he’s on his lucky”

by Pizzaboy696969 June 10, 2019

Prince Schmoke Schmoke

The one trying to take the throne from King Schmoke Schmoke

“Prince Schmoke Schmoke says he’s on his lucky”

by Pizzaboy696969 June 11, 2019

Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023

Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...

Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.

by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025