by tom tom, do we bear left hear? October 14, 2007
by Chad Apollo April 25, 2018
If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
by Spumbag257 November 12, 2018
by bobondeez February 23, 2013
Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?
by Delores Spomoni March 2, 2009
by LLHarc October 22, 2013