Definitions by i_snortwizzfizz

schlong 

a shit-long penis

"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"

schlong by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021

Dreamsexual

a word for describing your creepy obsession to dream

friend: i think i'm dreamsexual...
you: nah you just want to seggs him

Dreamsexual by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021