Schmegma

foul smelling, cheese-like substance found near the clitorus.

If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...

by Brandi Lee February 22, 2007

Jaren \"meatloaf\" Schmieg

Asian loving, Meatloaf scarfing, Woman beating, BABY.

The man Jaren Schmeiged his girlfriend.

by Hairy Dick April 26, 2005

Schmeg Muffin

When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.

Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.

by shawnsnuts July 28, 2006

Dirty Schlegel

To fuck a male chicken

Matt: Hey Andrew did you give that chicken a dirty schlegel yesterday?
Andrew: You bet i did!

by BloodyHack567 December 8, 2010

Schmegma

When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.

Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.

by Curtis E Bear December 3, 2007

Schmegdorf

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.

I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.

by Future John February 3, 2005

Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina

Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her

by Jr10103 March 11, 2010