Team Scheme

A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.

Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:

by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012

Pyramid Scheme

An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.

Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!

by Yort June 6, 2005

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.

"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."

by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

Pyramid Scheme

The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude

I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme

by Smarty-pantz December 4, 2018

Pwnzi Scheme

Pwning someone so bad that the only equivalent would be what Bernie Madoff did to his clients

Did you see my score in that game? Total pwnzi schemed that noob.

by Made off with jillions January 8, 2010

original scheme boul

To be, or act, in any way as Billy Gordon.

Hey (Billy Gordon), you're the original scheme boul.

by JNeilson January 27, 2014