Sample bitch

An elf like creature who sifts through lettuce and other vegetables. Often irate and ill-tempered.

"Hey Pat, could you go pull down some lettuce for the sample bitch?"

by Bobby Bunyons March 18, 2009

sampee

uses:
1. sampee is an ambidextrious explicitive that can be used to substitute the words "nigger" and "fuck".

2. sampee can also be a fictional representation for something important.

3. "bullshit"

examples in dialogue:
kerpal:
"that fucking sampee never comes into work and when he does he's always talking sampee."

abtar:
"yeah, you're right about that! hey, we have to prepare for the 9:00am sampee or we'll be in trouble."

kerpal:
"i hate listening to that sampee every other monday morning."

by dr. shompsky-al-kerpal May 21, 2004

sampoerna

a type of hand-rolled and machine-made clove cigarettes; green for menthol, red for original.

"sampoerna green, please."

by snagged September 3, 2005

sampka

shorter term for the sentence, "suck my cock".

Sampka!!!!

by Mason2938 December 23, 2009

Samprikta

Samprikta is an amazing girl. She's an extrovert and loves meeting people. Also she is very emotional at times. She always has a loooong list of boys behind her. She usually has many ex lovers with whom she had a casual relationship with no idea of commitment. She loves eating junk food but still somehow manages to stay in shape (God knows how). At times she gets very angry coz deep down she is a lil sensitive kiddo. She loves her family and has lots of friends. If she is your best friend, you'll have lots of fun with her. If she is your love interest, get ready to keep your mouth shut in an argument or else be prepared to get beaten.😂😂

Samprikta is amazing.

Samprikta is short tempered.

by Little Daffodil August 8, 2021

beefy sampson

a big fat beefy dick...

man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!

by Hoash October 2, 2007

Samphex

(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.

"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"

"HAI GUISE"

by Plokachu March 26, 2009