Chode Sander

1.) A patch of facial hair, usually on the chin, used when a man performs fellatio on another man.
2.) One who performs the act described.

"Wow, Stefan, why don't you come over here and put that Chode Sander to good use?"

by Shlooed March 4, 2008

southwell-sander

A loud mouth crack head

In otherwords some one who is evil inside and has a rude way of speaking that is innapropriete

Gosh your such a Southwell-Sander!
You Southwell-Sander! YOUR A PIECE OF WORK!
can also be known as SS

by southwellsander November 26, 2010

Clam sander

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

by Lentonius November 6, 2012

belt sander to the ball sack

When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack

"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"

by Your a November 16, 2018

belt sander racing

The act of two lesbians masturbating each other until orgasm is achieved. The first one to climax beats the other with their loved stained belt until they reach orgasm.

"Let's try belt sander racing tonight!"

by soulstillremain October 19, 2013

Dirty Sander

When a guy is on top of someone toe and rides it. After that, he licks the foot and the toe.

"Man, Jonathan did a Dirty Sander with the girlfriend of his math teacher."

by Danser June 11, 2020

Clam Sander

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

by M010LAVA October 16, 2021