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Samurai Jack 

A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.
Samurai Jack: i am the best

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: stfu

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: u loser

Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.

S Jack: no ur scread of me

Oldie: *vanishes* O_O
Samurai Jack by Drazar March 18, 2004

Samurai Jack 

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.
Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.
Samurai Jack by AYB February 23, 2003

samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!
samurai panda by Rahnderson April 23, 2011

Samurai Pipeline 

taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
Oh Bryan just did a Samurai Pipeline, what a sick lad

Samurai Up

Take on challenges without hesitation or fear of failure. Put forth superior effort where necessary to achieve more than you thought previously possible. Be a bad-ass, take no prisoners, and crush it all day
I was told it wasn't possible but the only thing buzzing through my heads were two simple words...samurai up.
Samurai Up by Curdlerz December 6, 2016

Samurai Card 

Once you have sex with an Asian girl for your first time you gain your Samurai Card.
Charlie:"Hey James remember that Asian girl at the bar ?"
James: "Yeah, did you get your samurai card?"
Nick: "You bet"