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chocolate samurai

--Meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

--This fatality is accomplished during sexual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. The man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).
When Kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai
by Lord Abortion December 26, 2004
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the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress', he played a serious samurai. He was an excellent actor.
My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.
by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004
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last samurai

when in the process of eating a stack of pancakes, the final pankake usually soaked in syrup, is known as the last samurai.
are you going to finish the last samurai? nah, ive already had enough pancakes.
by casey January 1, 2004
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Samurai Anthony

samurai Anthony
Defintion: An unatrual human or creature, lives for 1000's of millions of years. he is so powerful if he breathes he can kill you, if you run you will find your body parts everywhere, if he blinks the part that he faces blows up, if he stomps he will cause a destructive earthquake, no one knows when this species dies last known death rate ratio was around 0:0. if ever encountering one just close your eyes and pray that you will not become a bitch to them. they eat dead people and souls, and especially tears of children.
R.I.P for those that have come in contact with him i wish you all a very very sory.
they say that jack the ripper killed all of those people guess again.
Stay out of samurai anthony's path, because if you do it will be your last.
one last thing when death layed its hands on him, death died.
sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
Source: big big big big big big guy, california
sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
please publish this, this is for a friend
by big big big big big big guy April 23, 2008
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Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.
My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.
by Nick December 20, 2004
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The Last Samurai

Meh. The whole premise has been seem before, but it was still a decent movie.
by Ninja Disaster May 12, 2004
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samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend
My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime
by Walks the man December 13, 2020
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