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The Boobs of Sauron

1) A pair of breasts so foul, fell, evil, and ugly, that you swear you've seen the Lidless eye of Sauron afterwards.
2) The actual breasts of the Dark Lord Sauron.

Originally from Cambridge, MA.
"You're cousin had The Boobs of Sauron...I think he wants the ring still..."
by AngelicMalice April 8, 2005
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liz samson

an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away
Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson
by wheresthepeaceandlove June 29, 2009
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Samonte

A very sexy intelligent human life form. A natural aphrodisiac. Stunning in looks but clever in the mind. Very attractive in looks. Good in insterments such as the guitar, piano, and women. Cunning and usually in shape. A Beast in life.
by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009
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sacronym

blending the words sarcastic and acronym.
When you turn a sarcastic phrase such as probs and turn it into an acronym
Nathan: alright son
Max: P.L.Y.A (Probs like you alot)
Nathan: Ahhh i see, good use of sacronym there
Max: Probs
by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010
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Samson

He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.
¨i love samson.¨
by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019
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Samson

A boy who hates Shannon and wants people to stop shipping the two of them
by NotSamson June 30, 2021
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Samson

The act of curb stomping a gentleman who just wont shut up.
Phyllis, if you dont shut your mouth, ill samson you
by Call me SAMSON October 24, 2011
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