Sacred Chode

The one true God. His length is 2 inches but his width is imeasurable, Wider the Universe itself. Come judgement he will smite the non-believers, With the sacred chode come of judgement.

The sacred chode is The holy diety/Being warshiped by the followers of Chodi-ism.

by Lord High Priest Of Chodi-ism May 30, 2009

Sacred Heart High School

a private, catholic, college-preparatory school located in Kingston, MA. The students here can be divided into two sub-sections, the upper middle class ivy league wannabes and the less-dedicated stoners. The uniform consists of classy inch long khaki or navy skirts and a variety of colored land's end polos for the girls and boxer-revealing khaki pants and xxl polos for the young men. Boat shoes are a must for all and north face jackets are a requirement. L.L. Bean backpacks are a common accessory. In past years, the "Lax Bro" culture has infiltrated the SH community. However, outsiders should not be fooled by this facade, as the athletic department is severely lacking in talent. (The cheerleaders and cross-country runners will try to prove otherwise because of their recent division IV league wins, but please, do not be fooled.) The administration's favorite activity is facebook stalking, so be wary to post anti-sacred heart information on there. The school is nearly microscopic, and everyone knows everything about everyone else. Sacred Heart students enjoy partying in their respective hometowns, but rarely party together. Scandal is RARE.

Sacred Heart High School student 1: hey, are you going to that party tonight?
Sacred Heart High School student 2: nah man, I have an XC meet in the morning.
Sacred Heart High School student 1: dude, come anyways. You guys suck.

Sacred Heart High School student 2: .

by thestituation July 31, 2010

Sacred Bull

A Discordian concept based around the idea of bullshit being beneficial to learning.

The idea behind this notion is that the bullshit will either be accepted by the person being fed the line, or will be doubted and individual investigation will follow, therefor educating the recipient.

The concept of the Sacred Bull was originated by former dictator, Enrico Salazar, who -when asked what would happen if people just bought the Sacred Bull at face value- was quoted as saying: "Fuck em. If they are that stupid, they deserve to stay that way."

I laid the Sacred Bull on him, its up to him now.

by Ruben Valletta December 27, 2007

Sacristy Rat

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.

"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."

by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013

the sacrifice

The sacrifice is a method of revenge and should only be used when all people involved in seeking revenge agree the victim should be sacrificed. When a guy or girl does something to make you mad, then you can sacrifice them. Essentially, you talk the guy or girl into hooking up in their parent's room while their parents are out to a movie or dinner. Then once you're in the parent's bedroom, you handcuff the guy or girl to the bed and start turning then on. The person seeking revenge should keep going down on the guy or girl until they're just about to cum and then get up and walk away, leaving the person hand cuffed to their parent's bed naked and unable to hide. If the victim is a guy, he'll have a mean case of blue balls, and if it's a girl, her parents will have a lovely view of her all wet and wild on their bed. In either case, the person will be unable to finish the job you started on their own while handcuffed, and unable to hide before their parents return home eager to go to bed. Leave the key somewhere out of reach of the person so that their parent's can uncuff them later.

to clarify, here is a detailed example... This guy, let's call him Joe, cheated on my best friend. So, to get back at him I started hitting on him all the time and he eventually invited me over to fool around while his parents were out. I brought hand cuffs and talked him into letting me cuff him to his parent's bed, I convinced him that I'm into hand cuffs and stuff like that. Then I started giving him head and when I could tell he was getting close, I stopped and got up. I told him that I thought he was an ass hole for hurting my friend and waived the key to the cuffs infront of his face and placed it on the coffee table acrossed the room and left the door wide open on my way out of the house. he told his friends the next day that his dad flipped out when his mom and him walked on their son hand cuffed and naked to their bed with a huge boner.

this is called "the sacrifice" because it's similiar to when a tribe ties an animal or person to a pole as a sacrfice to some wild animal or god that will come and eat him later.

by MentorCards06 September 2, 2008

Sacrificial chip

That broken or small chip which is too tiny to be dipped so it is thrown into the dip and drowned so that it can be removed by a Rescue Chip.

My fingers get all cheesy trying to dip these crumbs! I'm going to throw these Sacrificial Chips in and go get a new bag of Rescue Chips!

by JimmyJamBer July 31, 2009

Sacrine Daddy

This is similar to a sugar daddy except the woman keeps stringing the older man along with a false hope of some sugar.

That girl treats me like a sacrine daddy, she should just give me some sugar.

by sdaddy May 17, 2010