gravy-swipe

The wiping of one ass after a long workout or post shit wipe. It can either be sweat or missed fecal matter from a previous wipe.

The term "gravy'' refers to the appearance of the shit on the TP and ''swipe'' refers to the quick swiping motions employed to clean up the "gravy".

"Man I just dropped the duece that stole christmas. And I had to run back into the bathroom for a gravy-swipe to clean the remnants I missed. "

by The Microwave January 7, 2015

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J Swipe

Jewish Tinder, filled with JAPs and Becks. But unlike Tinder there's unlimited likes and unlike J Date it's free!

Ben: Man I'm sick of getting no matches on Tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a Jewish girl, fml.
Sam: Try J Swipe, I've had a bunch of dates from it. But watch out for becks!

by mrperson123 July 27, 2017

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swiping the v card

Taking a girl's virginity

"Yeah, he's gonna swipe her v card."

by Tristan Schofield April 30, 2004

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panther swipe

-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther

(made famous by deadspin)

Ex.)
She was being so feisty in bed i had to panther swipe her; from then on she did what i said.

by dogg81 January 10, 2009

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Ass Swipe

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.

"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"

by Fuelgun September 8, 2011

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