To engage in intercourse where the male stands up straight, while the woman positions herself with her hands on the floor, facing down, and the legs are held by the male at about waist level. Performed while wearing traditional wooden Swedish clogs.
by Justin Richardson March 14, 2008
Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."
by The Bilge September 28, 2011
by DirtyD07 March 07, 2019
the act of kissing with tongue, while offering/receiving the occasional light nibble or bite on the tongue or lips
by a collaboration between UK&SWE March 25, 2023
A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out
I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good
by CoomSlayer6969 September 30, 2021
When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.
When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.
by Demon fist January 17, 2017
by bigredmatt May 14, 2015