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Swansea Mechanic

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.
That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).
by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007
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Swagster

Swag-Master. Someone who has an infinite amount of swag
That kid has so much swag he must be a swagster
by HeartTuttles April 28, 2011
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swansea

steroid abuse capital of europe.
Geographical and spiritual home of "spice-boys" - steroid abusers with mullets who spend even more time over their hair than an american news anchorwoman.
Home to a stangely polarized mix of wonderful open-hearted people, complete cunts, and not much in between
swansea is the only place outside of arkansas and turkmenistan where having a mullet is considered cool
by malfunctioning eddy August 15, 2007
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Swansea City

Swansea City Are A Football Club From Wales Known For Their Loud, Passionate And Sometimes Violent Supporters.
They Play At The 'Liberty Stadium' Which Is An All Seater Stadium With A Capacity Of Just Over 20,000. The Club Was Formed In 1912 And Joined The Football League As Founding Members In 1920. From 1912-2005 The Swans Played At The 'Vetch Field' - Where The Most Vocal Support Would Come From The North Bank, A Terracing Which Extended One Side Of The Pitch. Since 2005 The Swans Have Played At Their New Home The Liberty Stadium. The Swans Are Currently In The Coca-Cola League Championship For The 2009-10 Season.
And It's Swansea City
Swansea City FC
We're The Greatest Team In Football
The World Has Ever Seen!
by Welsh_Man September 28, 2009
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Shawshank Syndrome

When you're about to go somewhere but then you stop to watch a movie on cable, even though you have that movie on DVD and can watch it anytime you want.
1st guy: Hey dude, let's go out to a club tonight

2nd guy: Ah, i wish i could but Spiderman 2 is on tonight and i want to watch it.

1st guy: Don't you have that movie on DVD though?

2nd guy: Yeah, but it's on tonight. I wanna watch it.

1st guy: Bro, You've got Shawshank Syndrome!!! oh and Spiderman Sucks
by Eddykid September 20, 2009
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sawsome

Someone dropped an arrow out of a plane and it nailed my friend in the eye and it was extremely sawsome!
by Dan The Male June 16, 2008
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Swanson

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.
Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
by KweenRider November 30, 2011
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