Swan Hills

Swan Hills; A small shit town where people come to work cause the oil is good, and the kids just smoke weed cause there is fuck all to do in Swan Hills but get high.

Bill: Yo man, what should we do since we're in the swan hills?

Dillop: lets get high theres fuck all to do

by CHE POP MATCHEW October 12, 2011

Swan Daddy

The thing everybody used to call me in elementary and still do

Every Kid: Hey its swan daddy
Me: for fucks sake

by Cytoria November 21, 2018

Swan Valley

A town in Saginaw Michigan that kicks some serious ass. There are quite a few sexy whores at the schools and the sports teams usually kick ass.

Swan Valley High School won the Spirit award!

We're going to the Meijer's in Swan Valley.

by DCF December 5, 2004

swan margarine

The female equivalent of duck butter. i.e. When the sweat from the butt and the vagina meet in the girlie-taint and form a spreadable buttery substance.

EEWWW! That bitch had so much swan margarine she could butter both halves of the bagel.

It is so good it will have you saying, "I can't believe its not duck butter!"

by butterbeard March 16, 2009

swan dive

something azuritereaction should do

dez, swan dive

by moneky June 22, 2012

Swan Ana Bonokiss

A omish/Polish/Norwegian greeting. In english average people would just say "Hi how are you doing?". But some assholes decide to say "Hi, you fail at life and are a fuck". Norwegian/Polish/Omish assholes say swan ana bonokiss.

Person 1"Hi (insert Polish/Omish/Norwegian name) how are you doing today?"

Person 2"Oh Swan Ana Bonokiss"

Person 1"Fuck off not all of us have large genitailia!"

by Shamrock the irish dude October 1, 2009

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011