stocktown

THe place where all the ghettos get hella hyphy no long lines at barnes and nizzo(wait who the hell says barnes and nizzo) we dont party at crispy cream at in-n-out no cows surrounding us march lane is not ghetto (they do got sum sick parties) most definitions are wack we go dumb and get hella hyphy at licoln our schools are hella ghetto(expect st mary's) they are a bunch of preppy as bitches whites are minority but they still go dumb hella crazy ass asians with their samurai swords no pro teams again hell asians but they still goin dumb NO NIZZO dude we still got hella asiains we dont like them that much but they here they travel in packs they come out of windows and houses locked doors and then they multiply watch out for them dam asians out here man they kill you (probably for sayin nizzo) dont get caught late at night by urself niggas watch out. We go dumb out her e in stocktown.

WE GO BUMB in stocktown
NO BARNES AND NIZZO
WE GOT HELLA ASIANS
SEE hyphy thats us
we fuckin crazy out here
hella asians
u gotta understand we got hella asians
no nizzo thats just straight wack
we go dumb with our

by anynomas July 9, 2007

Stocktown

crime ridden town located south of californias capitol city. A city with a bad reputation due to hard living;
-long lines at star bucks
-no seats available at Barnez and Nizzo
-walmart be packed 24/7

Stocktown be having too many Ferraris that be cutting me off yo.

by MaSV June 17, 2003

STOCKTONE

The mother F**kin Greatest city in history.... Located in the sunshine state you show us seven we show u eight where every ones rent is always late....
*209* on mine

Im from Stocktone, Killa Kali.

by Yall know who it is=-) October 25, 2004

stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004

Stocktoning

Being the ultimate bad ass.

John has been stocktoning lately, killed like 3 dudes, robbed a bank, saved a kitten from a tall tree, and an old lady from a burning building all before lunch.

by stocktoned February 12, 2014

Stocktonian

To dish out as many or more assists than the great John Stockton.

Rajon Rondo just dropped 17 dimes on Detroit, that's Stocktonian!

by Michael Wilbon November 4, 2010

stocktons

Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.

Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.

by B- Didy March 31, 2004