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Stunned

You stunned nigga?

Joe was stunned he backed out of a fight.
by shortyyyy_ April 14, 2014
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The Stunned Jellyfish

When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.
I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.
by TheStunnedJelly January 26, 2011
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stained-glass ceiling

The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.
"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."
by free2create December 13, 2008
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Stained Cucumber

When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing
Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up
by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018
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shit-stunned

The feeling of being surprised by something so shocking that it feels like you shit your pants - but you really didn't.
ex: Man, I was so shit-stunned that I won the lottery!
by Party Tony October 22, 2011
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stained

marked and needed to be cleaned or discarded of
Gary stained his undies for the 4th day in a row.
by Jimmmy September 16, 2003
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Stained Glass

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.
People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"
by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011
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