staff meeting

To toke after work
When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!
by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008
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Bo Staff

A Special secret weapon for Enter the Matrix. Has only been found by a elite gamer named Necro Ryan2002. Fear him.
I used the Bo Staff to kill the agents!
by Ryan Swaim October 23, 2003
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Staff meet

verb: to staff meet

1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
by why.me July 16, 2011
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Staff Crazy

When an employer/boss of a company goes crazy and employs loads of people in a short amount of time for no apparent reason.
-"Dude, Dave's gone staff crazy!"

-"I know right, yesterday i saw three trainees and today i saw another five new guys at the cafeteria. That shit cray!"
by thegrizzelybear March 3, 2012
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Chief of Staff

A gay male in a position of power within a company or organization.
I think you're gonna have to take that bitch straight to the chief of staff sir!
by WTFbrozeph November 10, 2007
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Urban Dictionary Staff

The bastards who run this website and keep rejecting word meanings. They are a bunch of total wankers, who need to get a life... Grow the fuck up whoever is reading this, cunts!
Why don't you just publish the meanings? Urban Dictionary Staff are idiots!
by NutCracker288 April 12, 2020
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Rise of Nations Staff

A staff team consisting of weebs which are wimps and the staff does a 1984 on the community everyday
Hey draig! Another senior got demoted today, the Rise of Nations Staff team head of staff YipuWanvg is mad!
by SmuthMudelar April 11, 2021
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