Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution

I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.

by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018

fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats

Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.

in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.

by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020

splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.

Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!

by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010

Gooch Splat

The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole

I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!

by samsterbot November 17, 2010

bug splat

A humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a hellfire missile

The military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is "bug splat," since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.

by ssmhchr May 30, 2016

brat splat

The white goo a male releases after a good tug of his penis. Also known as jizz, cum or baby batter.

Im going to fire a load of brat splat all over the place.

by mmartynn June 2, 2018