Son of Sam Syndrome

When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.

I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Son Of A Fish

When your about to call someone a son of a b*tch but a mature person walks by.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: F**ked your mom last night
Person 1: Son of a...
*Person 3 walks by*
Person 1: son of a fish!

by MyPseudonyn March 14, 2015

son me

A way of treating someone like a child.

GIRL #1: Girl lemme read slow for you so you can understand clearly.
Girl #2: Whatever girl don't son me.

by SVHS June 5, 2016

son of a cunt

When a situation has escalated past the point of using the mild term "son of a bitch" it has become a son of a cunt.

"son of a bitch Johnny the brakes on the car are not working", "son of a cunt Stan here comes a semi truck!

by smendez April 4, 2010

Son of a Bush

An excited utterance or exclamation muttered by US tourists when traveling overseas during the term of the 43rd US president - George W Bush (2001–2009).

President Bush's aggressive policies drew the ire of many people worldwide. So much so, that being a US citizen traveling abroad invoked a certain scorn from the locals, which prompted this defensive mantra.

Hey!! I don't like my president either. Please understand that I didn't vote for that Son of a Bush!!!

by Jan-chan December 31, 2009

son of a bitch

something you can call a motherfucking bastard.

1: ey man, i stole your credit card.
2:you son of a bitch

by Irishspringgreengreen April 12, 2020

son of a dick

A phrase used out of anger, usually in place of "son of a bitch." As it contains no curse words, it's okay to say in public.

Teacher: So don't forget class, your essays are due tomorrow.

Student: Son of a dick! I totally forgot about that.

Teacher: Excuse me! What did you say?

Student: It's okay, I didn't say son of a bitch, I said son of a dick. That's clean.

Teacher: Oh, I see. Never mind.

by smartdude777 September 7, 2009