soggy tent

A soggy tent is defined as being an event post-golden shower, when your sheets are soaked in an unhealthy amount of urine.

"Joe sat gleefully in the middle of his soggy tent, pretending to be in a North American boreal forest."

by TheBanterBoyz April 30, 2014

Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

by Waylin May 11, 2015

Soggy Flip Flop

When a lady has camel toe whilst wearing a thong and the part between her lips becomes moist.

My missus went to see a strip show last night. When I asked her how it was she said "There were plenty of soggy flip flops".

by ponytrice July 14, 2015

soggy frog

When the testicles are coated in a soggy film of sweat, and the chap is repeatedly tea-bagging the participants face in a bouncing motion.

Gave her the ol' soggy frog last night, ay

by ParisianYoung September 12, 2015

Soggy frostie

When you are receiving oral sex and once you have reached the pinochle of your climax, you leave penis to go flaccid in her mouth ergo a soggy frostie

I was with some bird last night and she let me give her a soggy frostie

by Conad June 29, 2016

Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damp that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016

soggy nuts

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.

Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx

by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017