Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.

Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.

by roguewolf October 14, 2012

smoft

smooth and soft. can mean cool. or getting high

dam this is really smoft,
im smoft off my head

by phicas January 18, 2005

smorgasm

The feeling one experiences immediately after consuming a freshly made s'more dipped in milk.

1. Oh my gosh I just smorgasmed.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.

by Sam the Shrimper December 16, 2008

Choclate Smore

Noun- when a black guy poops in a white chicks vagina.

Little Richard gave Madonna a Choclate Smore, and it was real messy!

by PUBEHEADS January 13, 2004

smoffie

a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed

corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner

by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008

Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

Alabama Snacky Smore

A twist on the Alabama Steamroller. When a chick puts marshmallows, chocolate syrup and graham crackers in her pussy. Once the marshmallows are nice and melty, the dude bangs her ... making sure to take time to feed the treat laden cock to her.

Bill: I was sitting around last night with some marshmallows, chocolate syrup and some graham crackers and was looking for something to do.

Ted: Did you call up Nicole and give her the Alabama Snacky Smore?

Bill: High-five! It was very nice!

by lenugent October 27, 2006