shitreg

When shots fired on target at an enemy in a multiplayer FPS game don't register due too poor internet infrastructure or bad coding by the game developer.

Hitreg, without the reg: When hitreg, isn't.

1. xxx1337x5C0P35xxx is moaning in chat about the fact he's hitting everyone but none of the shots are being registered as damage by the game despite the fact he has an accuracy of 1.3%. He's probably just moaning
2. Smith posted a Battlefield 4 video on youtube the other night demonstrating his shot hitting an enemy and causing blood spatter and a jerk animation as a reaction yet the game didn't register any damage, thus demonstrating factual occurrence of shitreg.

by RainbowStalin December 3, 2013

Smirched

When one goes to workout and gets their muscles pumping.

Bro1: Bro I'm looking hella smirched right now.
Bro2: Fire

by mirininc June 19, 2017

Gayer smirking

A smirk with so much homosexuality that only the gayest of the gays can pull it off

That was "gayer smirking" than I could ever pull off.

by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020

smiraldi

Noun- Smiraldi or can be used as a Verb Smiraldi'd
Smiraldi is a sexual postion where one wears a strap-on over their penis and DP's a female by himself.

Person 1:Did u see Carol walking funny today?
Person 2:Yah. I think she was Smiraldi'd

by MyCabbages March 6, 2014

Semitransexual

Is used when you’re sexually identified as a person of the opposite gender but you can’t do the gender transformation.

Daniel: I wanna be girl but my parents won’t let me do the gender transformation

Erick: Then you’re a semitransexual

Daniel: WTF?!

by Denomaid April 2, 2021

Smiranda

best girl, she is beautiful, funny and adorable <3
she is a sweetheart 😩

smiranda i love you bestie 💟

by babydollyuh May 2, 2021

Smir Smir

A slang term for Smirnoff Vodka

Hey dude, I have a handle of Smir Smir in my fridge. Let's get wasted.

by tony805 July 15, 2010