Skeeter beatin

A method in GTAW welding when you have no gap and you need a full penetration weld and you move your rig hand's elbow back and fourth like your swatting Mosquitos

That root gap was so tight on that fit I had to do some skeeter beatin on over half the weld.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Skeeter Dick

1. A penis so small it's unrecognizable as a human appendage.

2. A nonsensical word used to distract someone.

1. "It doesn't even look like Bruce has a penis. It's because he has a skeeter dick."
2. Mom: "Did you do your homework?"
Kid: "Skeeter dick"
Mom: "What?"

by MrMelvinheimer October 29, 2015

Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner

Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!

by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019

skeeter bag

A southern slang term for a Slut, Hoe or Down bitch. If you're wanting to fuck tonight, go find you a skeeter bag.

Guy 1: "Man, I wanna find some sexual attention."
Guy 2: "Let's go to the bar and find some Skeeter Bag's to bring home."

by LamboKizzle May 21, 2017

skeeter peter

penis

A: What's up skeeter peter?
B: What's your deal man?

by kyster January 13, 2009

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

by mavros April 25, 2006

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 5, 2013