Singapore's Natives

The Malays of Singapore

Lim: With so many foreign talents coming to Singapore nowadays, I'm worried that the natives of Singapore like you and I are going to be left out.

Ahmad: Well to correct you on your statement, Singapore's natives are the Malays. They are the indigenous people of Singapore. Make no mistake about that, chink.

by WhatzMyNamee August 20, 2009

Singapore Squatjob

The act of a woman squatting onto a guy's face, and pooping on his face, and then rubbing her vagina on said poop, all while she gives him a handjob.

Aw man, that bitch totally gave me the best Singapore Squatjob last night, best one I've gotten yet.

by The Squatjob Expert July 19, 2009

Singapore Math®

A trademarked term that may be likened to the mathematical equivalent of illegally parking in a disabled parking space.

Math educators remarked that trademarking "Singapore Math" is a form of "mathematical hijacking"—what else can we expect after Singapore Math®? Singapore Math 2.0™?

by MathPlus March 27, 2017

Singapore Ski-Slope

A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.

I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!

by Dutch-Oven June 24, 2011

Singapore Barse

A sub group of Singapore "bus" enthusiasts who gets aroused by buses

Nicholas Yan is a Singapore Barse loving to stay by their side.

by Singapore Buses June 6, 2020

singapore sling

a drink made from cumshots of Singaporean chinese teeny-weeny dicks

Ryan: Hey I'm thirsty

Bob: Let's drink the Singapore Sling.

by Reporter October 11, 2008

Singapore Math Effect

The belief or myth that any country, state, or school that adopts the Singapore math curriculum would have their students' math scores improve significantly.

Mauritius and Rwanda appear to have gained from the Singapore math effect—both countries are economically better off than their bigger resources-rich African neighbors.

by MathPlus July 24, 2016