egg shat

the stuff that oozes out of boiling eggs when the shell cracks in the water

Lindsay:"Aw crap there's egg shat all over the pot now!"

by tamaramahannah April 18, 2006

shat

\shatt\ (V.) Past tense of the word "shit".

{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?

(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.

{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!

by Telephony March 21, 2012

shatari

Baddest bitch alive. Period

Man I'll spend my whole bag on Shatari . She's the one !

by Dimepice March 13, 2017

Bricks were not shat

When you are not surprised a/o amazed by something, usually when someone claims that it is indeed amazing.

Can also be used in present tense: "Bricks are not shat."

Rachel claimed that her juggling trick was amazing and awe-inspiring, but alas, bricks were not shat.

by Freeky-Deeky September 18, 2010

shat

past tense of "to shit"

I shat myself

by But Man Prang January 11, 2003

Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.

Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!

by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019

shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why

Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019