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Shitbox

Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.
Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?
by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022
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ShitBox

something/someone that is so damn shit that you have to put it in a box and burn it to get rid of it.
yo bro, i dont know what you are talking about, that testarossa mona lisa og purpy is fucking shitbox! Straight mids
by $LUT$KY $UKA February 29, 2020
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Shitbox

A car that is cool but in a poor or unfinished condition. Not to be confused with a piece of shit
Let's go hit some skids in my shitbox 240
by Billy Lazer Eyes October 30, 2021
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Shitbox

A run down, worn out, clapped out vehicle. Usually very loud, tends to rattle and shake when going down the road, breaks down often/ not reliable, rusted out, needs lots of repairs. Oftentimes parts and pieces are held together with duct tape and zip ties… But even though it’s in rough shape it still gets driven frequently.
Boss: “Do you have a reliable form of transportation?” Employee: “No sir, I drive a certified shitbox… if you see smoke rolling out from under the hood don’t worry that’s normal and I apologize in advance for the oil stains on the tar”
by truckslüt August 11, 2022
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Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.
Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.
by Hub3r March 24, 2023
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shitbox

I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,

often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions
This 1990 Corolla is my shitbox, I also have vintage Porsche 911 for weekends
by dildo777 August 11, 2025
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shitbox

Hey dude did you fuck that bird last night?
Yeah right up the shitbox mate!!
by Malcolm meat ball head June 7, 2016
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