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Nonce sense

A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.
I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.
Nonce sense by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021

gump sense 

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb
oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

Doodle Sense 

Gained from playing the iTouch app 'Doodle Jump', this is the ability to know what the FUCK is going on.
George: "Dude, my doodle sense is tingling."

Jim: "Ok, tell what the FUCK is going on already!"
Doodle Sense by pingpong_bandit April 28, 2010

pwn sense 

When you can tell someone is about to be pwned.
Wait one sec, my pwn senses are tingling.
pwn sense by robert stevnson December 10, 2009

Sphincter Sense 

The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.
"I'm positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!"
Sphincter Sense by Catatafish22 September 13, 2011

Owl sense 

Randomly hearing your name from a crowd of people and turning around fast looking for who said it.
Man 1: I swear I just heard my name

Man 2: Must be your owl sense acting up again
Owl sense by Grand Tissue Box January 2, 2013