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Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.
WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI
by RogerSgt April 17, 2021
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christian minecraft server

A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?
That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.
by Knowredge December 5, 2017
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Sergeant Johnson

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--
by e4c5 September 18, 2011
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Serial Killer Glasses

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.
I liked your friend, and his serial killer glasses were sexy!
by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009
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Serayne

This is what you call a cocky rich motherfucker. A person that doesn't seem to care about anything or anyone besides his money and Lambos. Your typical moneywhore.
Serayne: "Go make me some more money so I can buy more lambos!"
Worker: "Go die in a fire! You fucking serayne!"

Person A: Damn, he upped the prices in his store again.

Person B: Yeah.. He's such a serayne, man... Such a serayne...
by xX_uRm0m_Xx September 19, 2015
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Seraphina

A crazy, funny girl who you wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of. She's normally a great friend to the people who she trusts and likes. She says what's ever on her mind- even if it's quite rude. She is also very particular about who she friends and who is her boyfriend. Seraphina is quite popular.
"I got beat up by Seraphina today... It was awesome!"
"I wish Seraphina would be mine..."
by e@rtHh December 12, 2019
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fan service

In general, fan service refers to scenes designed to excite or titillate the viewer. This can include scantily-clad outfits, cleavage shots, panty shots, nude scenes (shower scenes especially), etc. Some broader definitions also include things like cool mecha, big explosions, battle scenes, etc. Basically, if it has little plot-redeaming value, but makes the viewer sit up and take notice, it's probably fan service in one form or another.
In Evangelion, the episode preview for "Next time, service, service!"
by MoonKnight March 28, 2003
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