dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.

You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.

by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022

scare up

the act of creating from what is available. Make up, assemble or create.

I'm going to scare up a sandwich from whatever is in the refrigerator.

by Happy Gilmerrr December 24, 2014

ur scared

what you say when you want to 1v1 with someone but they rejects you

man: bro fight me noob i gon' rekt u
man 2: no
man: i bet ur scared get better

by transdisciplinary August 19, 2021

scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

by LaRogue August 20, 2013

scared horny

When one is so afraid and experiencing so much fear that their scared emotions get all mixed up and the end result is extreme horniness with fearful shaking and or crying. Or, when one is so horny that they find themselves absolutely terrified of everything!

"Claire couldn't stop the shaking in her legs... she didn't know if it was the fear... or the horniness. Yes, there was a murderer in the house, but she hadn't gotten any for a whole day and while she was afraid for her life she had that insatiable lust; there was only one explanation: she was scared horny."

by enumclaw man 2k MGK March 18, 2010

Scare It Back

In gambling, the act of risking a large sum of money in a final attempt to win back your losses

Ryan: Whoa Dan, why don’t you just stop and cut your losses.
Dan: Screw that, I’m just gunna Scare It Back!

by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

I no scared

A declaration of a singular lack of fear faced with improbable odds. Must be said in simple Welsh accent.

"The boys said I wouldn't strawpedo a bottle of wine but I no scared."

by theTimmer1 November 3, 2006