turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump
by sweetpickleluver24 September 09, 2021
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jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
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Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.
The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.
by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011
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Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.
While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
by CrazyRose1 September 07, 2011
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poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen November 20, 2008
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Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.
She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.
by ksaysthis January 16, 2013
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