douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010

golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

by corey July 18, 2004

sphere satchel

ball sack

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!

by SnooterBoy June 9, 2009

batch satchel

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

by partsgirl October 26, 2012

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

Dirty Satchel

When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.

Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"

by somerussiannigger October 20, 2016