a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
by sweetpickleluver24 September 09, 2021
The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
by Satchel lover January 22, 2014
by satchelsneezer69 January 31, 2017
The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.
by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011
The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.
While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!
by CrazyRose1 September 07, 2011
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."
by vaginal toadmen November 20, 2008
Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.
She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.
by ksaysthis January 16, 2013