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Alabama Curb Rule

A protocol for determining if a girl is ready for sexual activity in which the male places the prospective female on a curb and if her feet touch the ground then she's good to go.
'Dude, she looks too young for that.'

NOT ACCORDING TO THE ALABAMA CURB RULE!
by ahy ess dee eph December 25, 2010
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CEO of Rule 63

A nigga who shitposts and copy-pastes memes. Will fucking rule 63 u or even futa while you are in-active in Discord.
"Oh shit its the CEO of Rule 63! RUN!!!"
by CEO of Rule 63 August 12, 2019
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Creepiness_Rule

A basic algorithm to determine whether or not someone is too old or too young to court, date, marry, etc, etc... ( without being creepy ^^ )

The equation is :

Your Age divided by 2 + 7 = minimum age

Your Age minus 7 , then multiplied by 2 = max age
"Creepiness_Rule"

John Doe is 30 years old...

30 / 2 + 7 = 22 (min. age)

30 - 7 * 2 = 46 ( max. age)
by Winston Monroe May 17, 2010
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No condom rule

Fucking without a condom but making sure you pull out before you cum
"wanna do no condom rule?"

"sure but make sure you pull out."
by Whatsinmyass September 23, 2016
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Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing
Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021
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Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}
Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"
by KITT FAN October 14, 2011
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Layer Cake Rule

Refers to the movie of the same name where one character tells another "if you ever kill someone, never tell anyone else about it.' If you do anything wrong keep it to yourself.
"Bob sent me a email about how he stole a laptop from work. Way to violate the Layer Cake Rule"

"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."
by SnowPatrol July 30, 2010
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