royally screwed

When one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears seemingly impossible to change. i.e. Much worse than screwed
My senior thesis is due tomorrow and I have no research, no concepts, and above all no time to even b.s. one. I am royally screwed.
by Aria Wild February 05, 2004
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royal douche

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.
Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.
by cbear'09 March 05, 2011
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casino royale

Hitting a man in the balls, preferably with a blunt object tied to a rope, like in the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale.
Yesterday, I hit Tyler in the face, so he gave me a Casino Royale with a yoyo.
by Micah Hannam November 25, 2006
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royal mail

A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have the fuckin cheek to post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main post office.
You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts, twats, motherfuckers
by Begum March 17, 2005
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turkish royal

litterally the BEST type of ciggarettes in man kind .
damn dude you got a turkish royal? ill trade you for a marb..
by rachelyoo April 07, 2010
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the royal american

Located in the very sensitive area in between a male's leg -crotchgroin which are known as: nuts balls scrotum
He grabbed her tits and much to his surprise she kicked him right in the Royal American!
by V. Heinz May 21, 2007
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The Royal Forums

An online chat forum based on Vbulletin software. Owned and operated by Social Knowledge.

While this forum was once a very well respected source for royal related information, it has in recent months become much more of a "sugar board" with the threads deteriorating into such expresesions of "how beautiful", "how pretty", etc. Unfortunately it appears that the management of this forum does not have the best interest of it's community at heart.
The Royal Forums

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by RoyalWatcher January 24, 2010
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