Rich as Romney

A person or corporation that has amassed gravitational wealth.

Guy 1 - Why am I in a higher tax bracket than some people with mansions and yachts?
Guy 2 - You have to be rich as Romney to be in that low a tax bracket. Some people have gravitational wealth.

by Plongeur April 26, 2012

Little Rod Rodney

Someone with a tiny penis that won't satisfy anyone even if he tried. Can be used also to describe someone with a useless weapon/object that won't be of any use. Simply can be used as just useless, unsatisfying or weak.

1) How was sex with Matthew the other night Stacey?
He was a 'Little Rod Rodney'
Oh I'm so sorry for you

2) Is the bronze dagger any good?
Nah man it's a 'Little Rod Rodney'

by SupremeKaiMyGuy January 4, 2021

rodney king deck of cards

1 spade and 51 clubs

the police love playing with a rodney king deck of cards

by michelob light January 5, 2008

Lil Rodney

A gentleman with a rather large buttocks

Adolescent A: Are you perhaps Lil Rodney's son?
Adolescent B: Yes I am Lil Rodney's son!
Adolescent A: Are you speaking of Lil Rodney with the abnormally large buttocks?

by chungi of the guild February 27, 2021

Romneyconomics

The shortsighted economic policies of the Romney/Ryan campaign that rely heavily on the ideas of Ayn Rand. Romneyconomics pushes the trickle-down economic theory that ends up widening the the gap between haves and have-nots because it does not account for greed and other externalities.

Tea Partier: I voted for Romney 4 years ago - my income hasn't risen but the cost of living has skyrocketed and my community is deteriorating.

Rational-but-bitter Progressive: How's that Romneyconomics plan working out for ya?

by tnunnster October 24, 2012

andy rooney

A really long hair that sticks out of your eyebrow.

I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror, and I had an Andy Rooney shooting out of my eyebrow that reached halfway up my forehead.

by Juliano July 23, 2007

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romeny, aka "Mittens" is a pancake who is whatever his audience wants him to be. He has binders full of women, and doesn't give a shit about 47% of America. Mittens also believes that in "legitimate rape", it is impossible to get pregnant.

"You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916," Obama told Romney. "Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed."-Barack Obama verbally beating the shit out of Mitt Romney

by Mitty123 November 6, 2012