by mary November 11, 2004
Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower
Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.
Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
Ex2
Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod
Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
Ex2
Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod
by JVND Inc. August 24, 2010
The most vile look any being could possibly give you. It makes you feel less alive anytime you think about it.
I was at the grocery store the other day and this creepy hobo gave be the Rod look as I exited with my bags, I ran for my car right after!
by Nutsack19 October 11, 2012
The single greatest sports broadcasting team in the business. They have become very popular in recent months and the Mario and Rod fan club has sprouted up around Comerica Park. Usually the love from fans they receive is written across many bare male chests.
Rod-isms: "Woweee!" "...and Mario, Bradon Inge has been absolutely stellar down there at 3rd base" "Now if you're Jim Leyland..."
Mario-isms: "Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen" "...Night-cap" "right on cue"
Rod-isms: "Woweee!" "...and Mario, Bradon Inge has been absolutely stellar down there at 3rd base" "Now if you're Jim Leyland..."
Mario-isms: "Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen" "...Night-cap" "right on cue"
by AdamMD2B August 31, 2006
A person with roller coaster like emotions, usually beginning with intense anger bursts followed by extreme joy as if someone flipped a switch. Excessive talking of the douche dialect. Commonly known to be of spanish origin.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
A person who doesn't handle their alcohol well. Jackass induced behaviors after consuming a minimal amount of alcohol.
Boss was so annoying today, he's such a Joot Rod.
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
That Joot Rod is rolling around on the floor again, how much did he have to drink?
He's looking a little lopsided in the scrot department, very Joot rod-like
by yeaisaidthat4 June 29, 2011
Sper: Riise, I think Max is sleeping.
Riise: Yo, Basz light that chief rod.
Sebass: After I finish this FIFA game.
Riise: Yo, Basz light that chief rod.
Sebass: After I finish this FIFA game.
by zooted bat August 22, 2009
Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."
by Erix December 08, 2003