ritualistic clinky

The act of solidfying a Pope Law. It is carried out by the members in attendance by clinking their beer bottles.

Thats sounds like a new pope law, we need a ritualistic clinky

by archbishop tommy January 5, 2008

issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.

guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over

by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008

Ritilate

Ritilate is the new chav word. I found, when I typed this word into google, there was only one entry (googley!), guess I spoilt that one. It simply means to retaliate and is often used by chavs when they have just been "wheyed in".

"What up my brother from another mother, Im gonna ritilate all over you!" Never take this the wrong way, it has nothing to do with violation.

by Brother from another mother April 16, 2005

Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.

"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"

by Athing1201 March 27, 2015

ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016

Ritualizing

The act of preforming a ritual.

The two penguins sat around the campfire ritualizing, cause they wanted to murder jschlatt and Charlie slimecicle, they were too sus for their own good and gay Satan came on them.

by SpaceXDragon August 23, 2021

Rituth

Someone who is the big gay

Man you sure are being kinda Rituth right now

by Beastlife967 September 2, 2021