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by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

Christian Reich

Christian Reich (kris tian ryke) NOUN. The fanatics who claim that Jesus Christ is pro-death penalty, in favor of greed, torture and filling the Holy Land with corpses and radioactive waste. Christian ideology using Nazi tactics.

Another abortion clinic just got bombed by the Christian Reich.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

Carribean Reach Around

To use the severed hand of a natural disaster victim to jerk yourself off.

To memorialize the death of his friend Cliff, Anthony kept the hand, performing a Carribean Reach Around daily.

by Oats 2.0 August 7, 2010

Brooklyn Reacharound

To shove cigar butts up someone's ass whilst tickling their balls, as they give you detailed directions to uptown.

Mike: Bro! I banged this hot chick last night, she gave me a Brooklyn Reacharound!
Steve: Gnarly dude!
Mike: Yeah man! It was wicked sick!

by Magnum47 October 6, 2018

reach n beej

to reach around and play with your girls twat or butthole while she is performing oral sex

My girl and I performed the reach n beej while she was tongue tickling my nuts

by pissballs March 6, 2009

Courtesy Reach Around

During male on male gay anal sex, the act of "reaching around" and giving your partner a handjob. This action is considered common courtesy and must be performed unless your partner specifically requests otherwise. Failing to do so is punishable by law in Montana, South Dakota, and New Mexico.

A courtesy reach around is the opposite of a "Spite Reach-around," in which the receiving partner is given a reach around despite specifically requesting to to have one.

While John was plowing his man-lover in the asshole, he decided to be polite and give a courtesy reach around.

I bet your the kind of guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't even have the goddamn courtesy to give a reach around.
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

by Johnnymcdildoface June 29, 2008

Johnny Redchips

A card player who has amassed a large collection of, mostly red poker chips. Since reds are the lowest valued chip, it makes you look like you have a lot of money when you really don't.

"Another massive three dollar pot taken down by Johnny Redchips!"

"Can anybody break a five? Johnny Redchips is cashing out."

"You see my dollar and raise me a quarter? Why, that's too rich for my blood, Johnny Redchips!"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009