Mallow Resistance

A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.

The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!

See Remallowist

You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?

Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?

by Fresh and Tasty May 8, 2021

resistance bands

A wise human named P4zzie once said- they are called resistance bands coz they are trying to bring down the tyrannical government.

resistance bands are great for on the go excercises

by notzz001 November 18, 2022

no wind resistance

A song that is made by Kinneret and became popular by the "I've been here 60 years and I'm still not bored" meme

"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?

"I think it's called no wind resistance

by Cloudy NotValid May 15, 2022

i am not resisting

when a karen or chad He's resisting law enforcement. This is what they scream.

i am not resisting Officer

by thatmangotaplan April 20, 2022

Rape resister spray

Pepper spray used for making boys hoop their fists while crying

Every Guelph police service racist is is debt to rape resister spray or they couldn't have created a child with their sister and mother

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual

someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"

by yng mickey October 1, 2021

Vaccine resistance

The news tells you that vaccine resistance is crumbling, or that mask resistance is crumbling, and of course they're going to do that to get more people to do what they want them to. What they won't tell anybody is that vaccine/mask resistance isn't dead or over for everyone.

As long as there are people that disagree with what they're told about vaccines and masks, there will be vaccine resistance. It might just end up being a few out of many, but that doesn't matter. Life is worth losing.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021