The act of being incredibly stupid, bordering on retarded due to excessive tiredness.
Can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events, drinking too much mountain dew/red bull/coke, or generally being worn down.
Separate from retarded as the condition is generally alleviated by rest, whereas retarded people are usually afflicted with it indefinitely.
Can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events, drinking too much mountain dew/red bull/coke, or generally being worn down.
Separate from retarded as the condition is generally alleviated by rest, whereas retarded people are usually afflicted with it indefinitely.
(During a clan match at 3am)
"Damn, why did you shoot me in the head, you teamkilling prick?"
"Sorry man, I am acting retireded"
"Damn, why did you shoot me in the head, you teamkilling prick?"
"Sorry man, I am acting retireded"
by Shadowsan February 29, 2008
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Sheng: Freakin' Maithy trying to take a shortcut.
Timur: Seriously.
Maithy: *Lobster* *Lobster*
Sheng and Timur: Hella Residential.
Timur: Seriously.
Maithy: *Lobster* *Lobster*
Sheng and Timur: Hella Residential.
by Im-friends-with-a-lobster March 22, 2009
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Relating to the retired world and the impact of retired things, being old, or old minded behavior, on the person or others.
Person 1: "My Grandmother is thinking about getting a Town & Country car."
Person 2: "Oh, how retiremental of her."
Person 1: "-__-"
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Person 1: "My Grandfather made my brother wash his clothes on a washboard today."
Person 2: "*Laughs* He's only 13, why is he being forced to be retiremental?"
Person 2: "Oh, how retiremental of her."
Person 1: "-__-"
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Person 1: "My Grandfather made my brother wash his clothes on a washboard today."
Person 2: "*Laughs* He's only 13, why is he being forced to be retiremental?"
by SeanHarbin August 7, 2012
Get the Retiremental mug.Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.
My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.
by Killossal March 18, 2017
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The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:
"Why do they never come to visit me"
While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
The food is generally of very poor quality, and most of their time there is spent sitting around in chair, asking themselves:
"Why do they never come to visit me"
While at the same time staring into the eternal abyss, realising that they are at the end of their life.
by GDPYT November 28, 2018
Get the Retirement Home mug.An Argentine professional football player. He missed a penalty in Copa America 2016 Final against Chile. After that, he cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Football Team. But he came back to play against Uruguay in World Cup Qualifiers on 2nd September 2016. He made a fake retirement.
Daniel, "Hey, Leo. Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like the retirement lord."
by I hate Messi December 23, 2020
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1.Originally, to respire was to inhale and to exhale to sustain life.
Verb. In the modern usage it can mean to take a “breather“ or a break from monotony of daily life, to breathe freely in a figurative sense.
2. Verb: In a figurative usage it means to take a moment, to calm down or unwind. To breathe freely or take a breather. !”
1.Originally, to respire was to inhale and to exhale to sustain life.
Verb. In the modern usage it can mean to take a “breather“ or a break from monotony of daily life, to breathe freely in a figurative sense.
2. Verb: In a figurative usage it means to take a moment, to calm down or unwind. To breathe freely or take a breather. !”
1. “When I respire I wanna go swimming in the ocean”
2. “Andy, go respire over there, away from here, where no one knows you!”
2. “Andy, go respire over there, away from here, where no one knows you!”
by PixiesPress July 20, 2021
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