ripped jeans

basically the most attacked clothing at any family event

granny: what are you wearing young lady?
me: uh jeans?
granny- they are ripped jeans!!
me: ...

by kylehhhh April 21, 2019

ripped

Refers to the act of being fucked beyond belief. This phenomenon occurs with the use of marijuana, but is also related to other controlled and illegal substances.

I am so ripped. (additional words are unintelligible, as the subject is ripped)

by Todd Vanslambrouk September 15, 2003

ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.

{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!

by Telephony July 13, 2014

ripped toosh

when you pass some gas with some friends

hey jon guess What? yes Robby? i just ripped toosh majorly

by jrhcrapo December 2, 2009

ripped off my ass

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.

Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.

by budd April 24, 2005

Ripped Off

Term used to describe how voters felt after the 2000 and 2004 elections. We're still stuck with the Bush Regime and America is still screwed.

Bush and his family ripped us off in the 2000 election in Florida.

by LordRemus November 3, 2004

ripped

1. as in weightlifting, low body-fat, muscle definition, all over.

2. to be made fun of, mocked, yelled at.

1. whoa, that dude's ripped...

2. whoa, you just got ripped...

by Sam Duregger September 16, 2003