Dejaculate

Having a great orgasm then in the middle of it realizing that your condom has disappeared.

I need to slow my roll or get smaller condoms, I totally didn't mean to dejaculate in that chick.

by FunMistake November 6, 2011

reculate

not a real word, if you use this word you probably made a mistake. do not look this word up in a real dictionary it will not be there.

never use the word reculate

by anon1234567 December 14, 2008

ejaculate

(eh jackul et)

It's when your urine turns white.

It only takes me about 35 minutes to masturbate myself to sleep. i have a glorious orgasm and sleep like a baby after i ejaculate.

by Ethan Tremblay May 25, 2011

ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009

Reticulated

Drunk to the point of not being able to function very well.

"Look at Caz!! He drank so much he got reticulated!!"

by shemblemeny September 3, 2006

Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.

The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.

by KW117 June 19, 2011

Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018