Regerts

The deep understanding that you are in some shit you should not be in.

Don't confuse with regrets. Regrets are a normal feeling everyone has when they can't attend a party, or when you make a mistake that you're really sorry about. Regerts are different. Regerts are when you begin to reassess whether you've actually ever made a good decision ever in your life.

Margaret: What's up, bud? You seem off.

John: I got a squid tattoo on my lower arm last night. I have regerts.

by nocharge July 31, 2023

Rainman Retentive

The highest step of retentive-ness. I know. Even higher than Anally Retentive.

"Man, your attention to detail is second to none. You're Rainman Retentive.

by MhunkeyKnuts April 17, 2010

Traumatic Resentment

Recalling a deeply disturbing/distressing bitter indignation that resulted from past treatment.

Traumatic resentment isn't fun when you're trying to repair a relationship.

by heyitsDilly January 9, 2021

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023

regents

a test only given in new york state and is required to graduate along with 22 credits. in order to graduate you need to pass atleast 5 regents. 1 science (any science class, living environment, earth science, chemistry, etc), 1 math (any math class, algebra 1, algebra 2, geometry etc), 1 english, and 2 history(global and U.S). Regents are given 3 times a year January, June, and August. you take your first regent exam and if you fail you can take the test in august. (in yonkers,you have to go to summer school to take it for free, you can go to a different district and pay $75 to take it in august you don’t go to summer school) if you don’t take it in august or fail you take it in january, and it’s basically an endless cycle of retaking the test until you pass. and you can’t graduate without passing those 5.

i failed my living environment regents freshman year i have to retake it in january

by ateamofcawts January 21, 2020

Degen to regen

To temporarily become a degenerate due to partaking in gambling activity in the attempt to regenerate some will to live.

Dude, I'm totally fucking broke and a pathetic waste of life. Think it's time to degen to regen

by fullyregened100 December 18, 2018

retention

In general, from the Latin, it means "holding back" The word is used in Medicine for constipation, an impaction of the large intestine by feces. It also refers to the closure of the bladder resulting in an awful bursting pain, because not a drop of urine will come out. That can happen by taking in too many liquids, ignoring the need to piss for hours, and having the full bladder rest on the urethra thus closing it down or having an enlarged prostate pressing on the same tube that empties the bladder. Many drugs, such as cough syrup and some antidepressants, cause temporary retention. Recreational drugs such as ecstasy, morphine, codeine and heroin and methadone may close down the bladder, sometimes for 24 hours. Surgery near the bladder area may upset the local nerves and may lead to retention of urine for 24 to 48 hours or more.

One of my friends took a lot of ecstasy at at a party. After about 5 hours he had a terrible need to empty his bursting bladder. He couldn't pass any pee, not a drop. That went on for 18 hours until he could urinate. That retention led him to give up drugs. Last year I had a hernia operation. After I came to, a beautiful nurse palpated my bladder area and found I had retention of urine. I hadn't gone for about 10 hours. I said I'll go to the toilet. Nothing would come out. I was glad when she held my penis, catheterized me, and emptied out about a quart of piss. Retention of urine is no fun not even when a good looking nurse opened me up.

by Ivy League 82 October 14, 2009