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Fake Redneck

People who aren't truly rednecks, but more like guys who come from city/suburban to wealthy environments who will buy a truck, listen to country music and brag about "being a redneck." You can tell that they look up to people like Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy as some sort of guidence reference on how to be a redneck. They are generally all-talk, and they tend to always talk about their truck, hunting, their gun collection, country music, and the like.
FR: "So we were listening to some Toby Keith while we were muddin' in ma truck and we saw some deer and we shot them summbitches...."
Normal Person: "Oh shut the fuck up you fake redneck, you're from Manhattan."
by u4ug54o3214ih53u4g5y434 December 29, 2007
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Rednectify

To fix something the Alabama way.
Duck taping a bumper on a car
by Anarchy July 16, 2003
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Rednegger

Noun. A bastardized hybrid between two formerly opposed cultures. Generally, a white boy of redneck descent who has completely embraced hallmarks of african-american culture. It is not uncommon to see this type exiting a muddy, jacked-up truck with baggy pants barely clinging to the top curve of his buttocks. Often with mulatto baby in tow.
"So, I was at the Kid Rock concert and a group of Redneggers started throwing beer cans. I saw one connect with this chicks face. It was sweet."
by funkstank June 30, 2009
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reecediculous

When your competitive edge takes you one step beyond ridiculous
Doing a lap around the nurburgring with the fuel light on, then going straight into another lap to beat your time. That is reecediculous.
by feegy November 13, 2009
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redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
by mj1955 March 24, 2010
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redneck beltbuckle

The act of securing the shaft of the penis, when erect, in the waistband of your trousers, boxers, sweat pants etc.. such that the head protrudes above the garment in the spot a belt buckle would be.
When i woke up this morning with morningwood, I decided to suprise my girlfriend with my best redneck beltbuckle.
by willy706 October 14, 2010
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Redneck Recipe

Noun: The recipe you follow when you do not have the necessary materials or ingredients for the regular recipe, i.e. wrapping a container in a plastic baggie when it calls for plastic wrap on top, using powdered eggs when you don't have any real ones, etc.
Girl: Hey, Mom, we don't have any powdered sugar to make these cookies with.

Mom: It's okay, just put some regular sugar in the blender, we'll use the redneck recipe.
by scruffyfan August 6, 2011
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