Chawshank Redemption

When you haven't chawed in the longest time due to a bitchy girlfriend or some anti-dipping activity. basically a buzz-reunion

Just finished basketball season... time for a chawshank redemption

by chawshankredemption November 7, 2011

Redemption

When you pull out to nut on her face but you miss so you spit on her face instead.

Dave: Hey I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Patrick: How'd it go?
Dave: Redemption.
Patrick: What the fuck?

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Shawshank Redemption

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.

My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.

by Crabkilla2001 April 5, 2024

Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.

Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017

redempt

it is a better and cooler-sounding version of redeem.

when you beat your friend in redemption you might say, "redempt these nuts"

by stankystanky March 19, 2021

Redemption Thursday

A Thursday night spent consuming alcohol with friends as to prove to them that your actions from the previous Thursday do not properly reflect your social well-being while under the influence.

"Abby will be attending a Redemption Thursday party tomorrow to make up for her poor demonstration of exhibiting alcohol tolerance last Thursday"

by Mr. 2 Shoes November 29, 2011

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022