Reddit

A US-based social media aggregate site that caters to a large majority US audience predominantly focusing on US news, politics, and entertainment who's users are caught in a state of incessant perplexation as to why this is.
Blank slate #5870: "Reddit is awful! It presupposes that the US is the centre of the world and that its international users care about US matters!"

Me: "Yeah, I agree. Hey, I'm in the mood for a burger. Could you recommend me a good place?"

Blank slate #5870: "Oh, sure. Go to (Insert place that cooks burgers)."

Me: "Thanks! I hope that place sells bed frames too though..."
by 10To20 October 12, 2020
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heaven of memes and 95% of memes either come from here or are posted on here
"memes cured my depression" - a wise man on urban dictionary
"where do i get fresh memes?"
"reddit"
"WHAT DA FAK IS A SANIK~ i mean reddit"
"kys you have been living under a rock for the last 27 years"
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Place where all the stupid fucking instagrammers get their memes from.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new meme on Instragram? It's very funny!
Person 2: Shut up dickhead it's from Reddit.
by ChiefBokMalo April 29, 2020
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An enormous sewer of arrogant, porn-loving assholes who constantly brag about their meaningless internet points and crap on people who actually have a life. Depressed virgins flock here to bully people with a different opinion from theirs and mass downvote what's supposed to be a sarcastic comment, solely because of their sheer ignorance and stupidity.
Person #1: I browse Reddit daily

Person #2: Get away from me
by ComicallyInsane December 23, 2021
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The thing that stops me (and other teens) from drinking bleach after school.
I'm bored. Wait... FUCK IT, REDDIT TIME
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A website for former high school rejects now in their late twenties or early thirties to desperately compete for internet points by posting the most corny, rehashed comments and “jokes” they can in the hopes of generating enough self esteem and a feeling that they finally belong somewhere.
Kyle: Yeah, so after high school I started my own business, became an investor and date models, and I feel as complete as ever. What about you, Adam? We never talked in high school much.

Adam: I’ve been serially underemployed, my wife has irritable bowel syndrome, I’m eighty pounds overweight but I’ve got 600,000 karma from people just like me on Reddit!
by Johnnyzombie May 19, 2020
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A lot of overweight 30 year olds thinking they are funny while looking at porn and memes at the same time
friend: Hey, do you have Reddit?
me: Of course not, do i look like an overweight pedophile?
by Infinitythereal April 15, 2021
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