Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

reatard

Someone who is too stupid to notice the material with which your body is made.

you OK reatard?
I am wood
stupid.

by poudink January 1, 2021

quirky relatable

Someone who acts in a quirky matter and makes you relate to your own life.

Wow. Zoe Deschanel is so quirky relatable le in New Girl.

by MTOV December 25, 2017

Reartard

Someone who is clearly a retard and also is a homosexual.

Fred: I'm thinking of throwing a party this weekend
Carl: Nice...but dont invite andy he's a right reartard
Fred: A what?....
Carl: A REARTARD?
Fred: Dont you mean retard?
Carl: well you know andy he's dating edward and he's failed every exam he's ever taken

Fred: Yeah.....oh i get it REARTARD, thats quite clever
Carl: indeed

by Hograt September 5, 2009

Reatainted

Reatainted: To become reaquainted with ones taint, whether it be yours or that of another.

I grabbed the clippers and got quite reatainted with myself after the fall taint harvest.

See that look?-guy
Yea -other guy
That females trying to get reatainted-guy
When was she previously in cahoots with your taint?-other guy.
In her sleep.-guy

by katanas kazaam October 3, 2010

readtarded

When you've studied/read for so long that you can no longer processes a thought, effectively reducing yourself to a state of mental retardation.

I've been at the library for 6 hours and now I'm readtarded.

by Benjamin Peter April 12, 2008

Relatable Content

Content that is relatable.

I’m gonna look at some relatable Content today!

by Relatable Content May 3, 2018