craptastic

Unbelievably messed up; the icing on the cake; the straw that broke the camel's back; the highlight of an already fucked up day; an event that is unforseen and which happens so suddenly it leaves the beholder almost speechless with dismay

And as if my day hadn't been bad enough up until this point, I go home to find my best friend in bed with my man. How craptastic is that!?!

by hthrB February 25, 2015

faptastic

To masturbate vigorously until sudden death.

Guy1: "Yo, Jack did a faptastic job"
Guy2: "Yea, Jack was a good Guy. Hurry, put the flowers down, lets leave now"

by Chubby__Unicorn September 23, 2016

faptastic

When you see a girl (or picture) so amazing that you just want to drop your shorts and get to work on that badboy.

Ugh dude this picture is sooo faptastic

by D'brickshaw December 3, 2016

Captastic

When you receive news that’s so unbelievable and fantastic, you’d think the person is capping.
The word is normally reserved for extraordinary news, rather than mediocre news.

Person 1: I just bought Apple
Person 2: Wow, that’s captastic!
Eg2
The guy who was single his entire life: I just got married
His friends: Yoo, that’s Captastic bro!

by Captana July 13, 2020

Radatastic

A word used to describe endless radness and coolness.

"Yes! I got an A on the test. I am so radastastic."
or
"Lily, you are so radatastic."

by radVanessarad October 5, 2007

CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.

CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist

by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010

craptastic

Somthing that is really crappy

My little brother convinced me to buy medel of honor frontline yesterday, and guess what... it's craptastic

by the real quazy_qual March 20, 2004