Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

by TheRancher December 17, 2019

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016

jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole

Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.

by laikario March 9, 2021

Jolly rancher cum shot

When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.

Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt

by Joe Mamamaama May 6, 2021

brown jolly rancher

Something Orion can’t get enough of, what a freak.

Boy she really wants the brown jolly rancher

by Goonofthewest December 2, 2022