on-ramp blocking

the practice of preventing a driver from safely merging onto a freeway or other high-speed roadway. this is accomplished by the blocking car driving at the same speed as the merging car, and directly slongside. this action usually causes the merging driver to back off and merge behind the blocker; sometimes, though, the two cars collide because neither one gives way. often associated with NASCAR fans on public roads, on-ramp blocking is also common in major metropolitan areas.

jed: man, i couldn't believe it!! i was trying to get on the freeway, but some clown in a hyundai accent decided to ride alongside of me until we almost crashed at the entrance. what a jag-off!
ned: yeah, too many people commit random acts of on-ramp blocking these days. i'll take the back roads and avoid trouble.

by earpuller July 2, 2006

off-ramp blocking

the practice of some drivers that prevents others from changing lanes to exit a freeway or other high-speed roadway. the blocker is between the car exiting and the actual exit, and must be travelling in the lane furthest right (in left-hand-drive countries only,) and going at the same speed as the exiting car. this action can cause massive amounts of road rage because often drivers take extreme measures to maintain their position or to get off the road. the blocked driver must usually take the next exit, which is no problem in big cities. when out in the middle of nowhere, however, the next exit may be many miles ahead, increasing the feelings of road rage. note: if the exiting driver is trying to get off from the far left lane, he is a dumbass and should have his license revoked. in this case off-ramp blocking has not occured.

bonnie: these people are so rude here!! i was trying to change lanes so i could get off at 76th street, but some dumbass in a kia spectra stayed alongside of me for miles! i couldn't get off until national avenue!! what a bastard!!
connie: yeah, it's a real problem on the new bypass. lonnie calls it off-ramp blocking, but i call it sheer stupidity.
lonnie: you betcher ass, ladies!!

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Gods Gift to the Ramp

Ryan Mcmanaman. The best ramper of all time. Much better then Tyler Jeffery

Ryan stacks bags much better then Tyler. He is Gods Gift to the Ramp.

by UrMomsDate69420 June 2, 2020

runaway ramp

The ramps that truckers use to slow down in emergencies when their brakes fail going down a steep grade. Tested by the Ford F-450 on Top Gear (A car show)

The truck driver was forced to use a Runaway ramp after a OBS failure on a West Virginia Mountain

by GOM97 October 17, 2014

average ramp goer

only consists of queers

excluded from ramp:
gus

“are u an average ramp goer?” “no”

by boobdestroyer June 1, 2021

Raw Ramp

A woman who's a prick teaser or overly sexually flirtatious to gain money/gifts or attention.

Don't look too smug mate, she ain't nothing but a Raw Ramp.

by Carsmile Smith April 15, 2022

Exit Ramp

Making an undesired phone call out of obligation with a hard stop that limits the duration.

"I always call my parents when I take the last exit ramp before my house, it gives me five minutes before I pull into the drive"

by BoggeyDog May 11, 2022