Raccoon Humper

Also known as Raccoon River campground. This is a campground which is probably the cheapest place to stay in Panama City Beach, Florida.

I got lucky at the Raccoon Humper over spring break!

Whooop Whooop!

by timnickels March 23, 2009

Raccoon semen

A strong hallucinogen, lasts about 5-20 minutes.

adam- have you heard about Raccoon semen?
Steve- yeah shits crazy

by bluemonsterman234 April 16, 2013

long_raccoon

a child that does art on gamejolt he's also a furry

hey dude, follow long_raccoon

by long raccoon May 7, 2021

rabbid raccoon

these psychotic little raccoons that run around all over Louisiana.

" hey Forney, watch out for those little rabbid raccoons man, they're fuckin scary man.

by D-Boz November 16, 2006

raccoon trap

When you proceed to stick your whole hand karate style into an ass, and the person tries to pull away you close your hand into a fist like a "raccoon trap" and hold them tight.

Beyonce had a pick sock as a result of my raccoon trap!

by dktnm December 17, 2007

Raccoon in the Attic

You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.

Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?

Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.

by RWClassABoomer March 5, 2009

Raccoon

A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.

Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"

by daverba September 15, 2006