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Dirty Raccoon

Act characterized by 2 individuals having doggy style sex. Performer starts to finger the recipients ass and using that same finger draws a fecal circle around the receiving partners eyes. Once the circles are completed, the performer shall end all sexual contact, run out the door and tip over the recipients garbage cans.
I was banging a stuff girl doggy style when she asked for a dirty raccoon. So I fingered her ass, circled both her eyes and then ran out the front door pushing over her garbage cans.
by Vail Guys 2007 March 19, 2007
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racket

Scam, sale of black market merchandise; to run a racket
We're getting broke, maybe we should run a racket out of our apartment again.
by boy howdy July 17, 2004
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Hit the rack

by Mark March 13, 2004
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Rack of God

The ultimate rack. Heavenly hooters. Lowers the heart rate and saves humanity. Only the rack of god can accomplish this. God bless women with the rack of god.
Women with rack of god make life worth living.
by T-Set-Megadeath September 20, 2010
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Towel Rack

n.- when a man gets a boner in the shower and, after drying off, can drop the wet towel and have his penis catch it and hold it
John: wow, did you see Joe in the showers?? he's hung like a horse! i watched him show off by doing the towel rack as he walked out.
by Utt July 27, 2005
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Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!
A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah
by Sanjibad December 8, 2010
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rack

She has a nice rack
by Ben November 29, 2001
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